646f9e108c A secret government has been trying to create the ultimate killer using the DNA of infamous killers Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy, but there&#39;s one big problem: they&#39;ve escaped! Bloody mayhem stretches across the United Statesthey go on the ultimate killing spree. Trying to stop the maniacal madness is Ringo, a hick warrior, using only a shotgun and a bottle of whiskey. It all leads up to the ultimate showdown! This movie tries to do a couple things, and fails at every one. It tries to be gory, And unless you find splattered Smuckers strawberry jam gory, it fails. It tries to be hip and ironically funny, the &quot;so stupid it&#39;s funny&quot; cult flick. It fails at this more miserably than anything else. The acting is bad, the direction….I don&#39;t even know what to say other than to ask if there was an actual director there every day, the production value would make high school digital media classes shake their heads in shame. FAIL FAIL FAIL. Do anything other than watch this movie, laundry, wash your hair, scrub the floors, repeatedly hit your temple with a ball peen hammer, ANYTHING other than watch this movie. I didn&#39;t expect to be here reviewing thisa &quot;10&quot;! My expectations weren&#39;t low, but they weren&#39;t high either. It made a good bookend to my Gacy and Dahmer dvds I thought.<br/><br/>Wow! In an age where anyone with a digital camera can make a movie this B-fest reminds me of the early John Waters or Peter Jackson. When you actually borrowed money for film to FILM a movie! I love low-budget B-movies, or I can… if the creators put their hearts into it. Like &quot;Necropolis Awakened&quot;, where the creators played all the parts and did all of the camera-work! Or Neil Stryker in &quot;Evil Cult&quot; by Neil and Rob Taylor!<br/><br/>Ford Austin just took this idea and went whole-hog with it, unabashed that the concept was both off-beat and offensive! If he&#39;d tried to hold back or be pc, or 100% scientifically logical, he&#39;d have fallen flat. Thank Zod he didn&#39;t! I laughed in the good way. The actors were great, Ford playing a duel role. Randal Malone&#39;s John Wayne Gacy came offDivine&#39;s Babs Johnson re-incarnated and that&#39;s a GOOD thing! &quot;That Guy&quot; Art LaFleur is in it! Harland Williams is God! Bonnie Aarons has a new fan club member in me. Argh, I almost forgot to mention Ethan Phillips (from ST:Voyager)!<br/><br/>I have never been this taken-in by a film since my first Waters days. It was too good to last, I half-expected it to fall apart at any timeI&#39;ve been disappointed before. The dialogue kept coming faster and heavier and I expected the actors to get trapped under the weight of it all but Ford and Randall and Bonnie were at the top of their game, very impressive. Again for a low-budget films without all of the re-takes and dubbing and tricks to make things look flawless. Not once did I cringe when an actor opened their mouths. Great music, clever editing and a bit of fast-motion and even black &amp; white tinting were superbly done.<br/><br/>I put this up there with &quot;Pink Flamingos&quot;, &quot;Bad Taste&quot;, &quot;Evil Dead&quot; and I will follow Ford Austin&#39;s career wherever it goes. Hey, I love mainstream, I sing along with &quot;The Sound of Music&quot;, I got teary-eyed at &quot;Titanic&quot; and I have the extended LOTR trilogies. I&#39;m &quot;normal&quot;. ;) I recommend this to my fellow film-fans.<br/><br/>The End
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